Gym coach is a Nazi, always makin' me run laps. I know he doesn't like me you should here is frightening laugh. Can't put up with the push ups and the crunches got me cranky so we're guna drop a dookie on his drive way like i'm bansky. yo, you keep a look out while i drop my fruitilooms and build my self a built to scale model of mountain doom. we here the garage door motor and we motor mad fast. Drop a doose into my shoes now i'm running crap laps! I'm a ninja, I'm hoodie ninja!

-mc chris


Anyway! If you are interested I'm going to be doing more commissions for 15 bucks now. let me know if your interested.

-Asher

Well i've decided to give this a try. If your are interested in commissioning me to do a drawing for you I will be taking offers at this time. Hopefully there are a few people out there interested.

Price wise, I am charging

$30 for a drawing of a single character
$40 for two or more characters
$50 multiple characters and backgrounds

All drawing will be done in Red and Blue Pencil on 8.5x11 paper.

It takes me about 3 hours to get a nice clean drawing done of a single character so these prices are ruffly set around $10 per hour price range.

You can contact me by posting a reply to this message, sending a note though DA or by e-mail. mindsize@hotmail.com

Thanks everyone!

We believe in Marx, Freud, and Darwin.
We believe everything is OK as long as you don't hurt anyone, to the best definition of hurt, and to the best of your knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy's OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything's getting better, despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated and you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe that there's something in horoscopes, UFOs and bent spoons;
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Mohammed and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher although we think His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same -- at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then it's compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin and Genghis Khan.

We believe in Masters and Johnson.
What's selected is average.
What's average is normal.
What's normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors and the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good.
It's only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.

We believe that there is no absolute truth excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds, and the flowering of individual thought.

Check it out I have a sketchbook. This is what I have been working on. See the Scraps 1.2 post or the lulu page for more info. [link]

That's it for tonight. I'm exosted. Keep stopping back for more posts now that I have the book squared away and have the internet again.

Thanks for all your support!

-Asher-

Hey, it's been sometime since i've posted any new work. Right now i'm in the process of moving! Just a few more days. Very soon i'll have stuff up again. I have been working hard on some things, you'll get to see it, hopefully in a week. So check back, i'm excited about this ; )

Also if anyone is interested, I'm going to be avalible to take comissions on drawings/sketches.

$25 for one full figure, 8.5 by 11 tight drawing.

If anyone wants multiple characters or elbrate backgrounds the price will vary depending on the situation.